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Post  Vladislavich Sat Dec 20, 2014 11:09 pm

Chapter One: On The Road, or, Marko Cuthbert
Chapter Two: Chronicles of Vengeance, or, Laina Anderson
Chapter Three: Cool Kids, or, Eugene 'Killer Gene!" Hirschwitz


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Post  Vladislavich Sat Dec 20, 2014 11:10 pm

-Dossier-

Appearance:
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Alternate Appearance:
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Name: Marko Cuthbert

Codename: Gunmetal Lychnis

Race: Romani

Age: 27

Gender: Cisgender?Male

Birthday: August 12, 2021

Height: 6’0”

Weight: 157 lbs

Sexuality: Pansexual Panromantic

Relationship Status: Single

Goals: Forge a new life for himself, one where he can stand in pride, untethered by past tragedies.

Likes: Travel, butts

Dislikes: The Spanish, people that take advantage of him

Family: None (either dead or missing; left caravan a long time ago)

Occupation: Arms Dealer

Alignment: Neutral Neutral (Unaligned)

Voice: Quinton Flynn as Raiden, but with a mild stutter


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Post  Vladislavich Sat Dec 20, 2014 11:12 pm

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-Criminal Profile-

Faction: Grim Death

Assignment in Faction: European Specialist

Vehicle: Vardo

Relations: (♥=love interest, ☺=friend, ★=in same faction, ✗=enemy, ☠=rival, ♔=boss, ☻=best friend, ☣=opposing faction,  ✿=crush, ♗ =mentor, ♘ = guardian/protector,  ♞=family, ✖=ex love interest, ♙=working under, ♠=ex-friend, ۞=ex-ally)

(Keep the symbols above there as a guide, use these for characters to represent different relations. You may use more than one symbols for one character)
Rika Rose - ♔


Crimes: Attempted terrorist acts, possession of a weapon of mass destruction, burglary, breaking and entering, larceny, escaping from high security prison, murder, arms trafficking, assault, attempted murder

Defining Characteristics: His stutter, pistol, and his garish caravan that he travels with.

Threat Rating: C

Bounty: 390,000

Combat Type: High-Concept

Weapons: An energy pistol with three settings: burn, singe, and pulse. The “burn” setting is a hyper-heated energy projectile which is designed to burn through low-melt metals, cloth, and flesh with ease, though atmospheric temperature can either lessen or increase its effect. “Singe” is a lower-heat version of the aforementioned setting, designed to hurt, but not kill, except in extremely well-placed shots (the likes of which Marko can only get an eighth of the time within point blank range). The “pulse” function is different from the other two – instead of doing damage to flesh, it fires a projectile which, when it collides with a target, collapses, a nanowarhead exploding, and an electromagnetic pulse being emitted within two feet of its ground zero. The warhead does leave a nasty, painful mark on bare flesh, but a leather jacket is enough to prevent its blast from reaching the skin.

Powers: He’s really good at running and hiding, but overall not especially gifted.

Training: His youth was spent making little bombs to blow holes in hills with his cousins. Pete “Statler” Ritz took advantage of that and used him as a bombmaker in his plots – which Marko eventually turned the two of them in for. Pete also taught him how to use a pistol – which is something that he has been practicing with more frequently, gaining quite a bit of accuracy. He also has been working out.

Strategies: Keep moving, distract high-threat targets so others can deal more effectively with them, don’t get hit/cornered/circled.

Fighting Style: He runs and guns. When unarmed, he has some basic kickboxing skills, but those are only to put the enemy on their back so he can get away to a defensible position.



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Post  Vladislavich Sat Dec 20, 2014 11:13 pm

-Other-
Inspiration: None, really. I honestly decided to make him one day and then I did.

Theme Music: Cemetery Gates – Tyr (originally by Pantera)

Extra Information/Trivia: Cuthbert is a reference to Saint Cuthbert, the patron saint of Northern England, which is where he committed his crimes that got him put into No Man’s Land in the first place.

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Post  Vladislavich Sat Dec 20, 2014 11:14 pm

]Interview
[size=11][i](Your character wakes up, only to find them self sitting on a plan steel chair, surrounded by a dozen identical men. They are all wearing expensive suits, they are bald, and the strange lighting seems to prevent you from seeing their eyes. These men are all identical to each other, and they don't seem to move at all as they stare at you from all corners. They begin to question you, their monotone, alien-like voices are unnerving, but you realize something. There seems to be no way in... and no way out. You have no choice but to answer their questions now...)

???: Subject is Marko Cuthbert, commencing interview.... please introduce yourself...

Marko: Oui, je suis Marko Cuthbert. F-f-former Vulture T-team, current European rep for G-G-Grim Death.

???: The collective would rather if you would stick to a single language while speaking. Is this an acceptable request?

Marko: F-f-fine...

???: Very well. Please explain your point of origin.

Marko: I was b-born to a Romani caravan, centered around Belgium and F-f-france.

???: And how long did you stay with this caravan?

Marko: I must have b-b-been... I think 16? When I st-tarted travelling on my own.

???: What made you want to travel on your own?

Marko: -sighs, beginning to hum Fur Elise- I... sort of had a g-g-girlfriend. And while I w-was away w-with the caravan, she died. So I decided to do it myself.

???: Emotional attachment noted. What did you do once you left the caravan?

Marko: I wandered for a while until I came t-t-to York, up in Britain. I... d-d-did some odd crimes here and there for the de facto regent. S-sometimes he was Sir Wallace Astoria IV, s-sometimes he was Pete R-Ritz.

???: What were your reasons for committing those crimes? Were you forced?

Marko: Not really f-forced, I just wanted t-t-to rest my feet for a while and it g-got me food and shelter. But it escalated qui-qui-quickly. I ended up p-part of a terror plot - Pete wanted t-to blow up Belfast.

???:....Was this plot successful?

Marko: It would have b-been, but my morals got me t-t-to turn both of us in. Then we both ended up in N-no Man's Land.

???: Should the collective assume that you were within No Man's Land during the time of the Kraven Incident and everything thereafter that eventually led to the massive outbreak of criminals from the prison?

Marko: I s-supplied a grey orb thing for Jo's energy b-b-blast thing. I think that answers th-that.

???:....Gray orb thing. Noted. Very well....what did you do after you left the prison?

Marko: I w-went back to travelling for a while until Rika c-contacted me with a job offer. It l-l-let me still travel, plus make some money.

???: What sort of job do you do now?

Marko: I s-s-sell weapons. Have been for... three years now? S-s-something like that.

???: Do you actually know how to use any of the weapons that you sell?

Marko: The b-bombs I have extensive experience with, and the pistols as well.

???: And do you plan to simply continue this job...? Or do you have any outstanding goals for the future...?

Marko: -shifts uneasily- Well, this j-job affords me a chance and a reason to travel and t-to live as I wish to. I figure, so long as that keeps up, a-and I d-don't have another mental b-break like the one eighteen months ago, I see n-n-no reason to not stick with it.

???: What transpired eighteen months ago?

Marko: I had a n-nervous break, an existential crisis... -stares away for a moment before snapping back into reality- I shaved my head a-and started w-working out, and things have b-b-b-been m-much better.

???: Hm. Mental instability noted. Has this interfered with your job at all?

Marko: N-no. No, it... it hasn't. And I'm not unst-st-stable, it was one incident, and things are g-good now...

???: Subject is in denial. Noted. Earlier, you stated that you are familiar with using explosives and pistols. Elaborate. Is this needed for your job?

Marko: The p-pistols, yes. The explosives, n-not so much. They both w-were when I was in York, hell, my b-b-boss back then even taught me how to handle a pistol. I've been studying on my own s-since. As for the explosives, my c-cousins and I would blow holes in hills back when I was in the caravan. I rigged up Pete's antimatter bomb that he was going t-to use in Belfast, even. But since then I haven't been doing much of anything with bombs aside f-from product demonstrations.

???: Hm...can you think of any other significant events that have gotten you to the place where you are today?

Marko: Y-yeah. Yeah I can. I did re-meet my caravan one day, before York. I spent the evening, b-but the next morning was filled with gunfire. Th-there was a tall man, in a yellow suit, telling troops to loot the caravan and bring him the men. They took m-me to him. I still remember the look on his face as I walked p-past the corpses of family to him. He shouted, "You're too short for me, boy!" The men were distracted for a m-moment, so I dashed away, out of their grip. The man in yellow, G-g-gonzo, I think his name was, laughed and told them to let me go as they began to g-give chase and fire.

???:...And how exactly has that effected the person you've become now? Did you develop some sort of phobia of the color yellow?

Marko: N-no. It gave m-m-me a distinct appreciation for life... since I stared death in the face.

???: Noted. You have been chosen....

Marko: Chosen...? Chosen for w-what?

???: The world is about to undergo a great change. You will be a part of this change.

Marko: -shifts- What change...?

???: A change greater than could be explained. Yourself and several others have been chosen--you are anomalies, and are going to contribute to the change. We are done here.

Marko: W-wait, what? No, we aren't done here! -reaches for pistol- I n-n-need some answers! Who are you! Where am I! What the hell are you t-talking about!

???: You cannot harm us in our space. Your resistance is meaningless. We have no further questions. You may go now. (Marko wakes up)







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Post  Vladislavich Sun Dec 21, 2014 10:59 pm

-Dossier-

Appearance:
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Alternate Appearances: (coming soon)

Name:
Laina Anderson

Codename:
Maple Fire

Race:
Canadian

Age:
20

Gender:
Demigirl (half agender, half female)

Birthday:
October 23, 2028

Height:
5’6”

Weight:
121 lbs

Sexuality:
Omnisexual panromantic (with a vehicle fetish)

Relationship Status:
Polyamorously married to her car

Goals:
Kill Jo, find a new F/A-22 to fix up

Likes:
Cars, trucks, boats, planes, motorcycles, sex, Canada

Dislikes:
JOSEPHINE BEAUMONT.

Family:
None (all were in Canada when it was destroyed)

Occupation:
Mechanic, obsessively vengeful maniac with flamethrower

Alignment:
Chaotic Evil towards affiliates of Jo, Chaotic Neutral otherwise

Voice: (Description or link. Link is probably better)



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Post  Vladislavich Sun Dec 21, 2014 10:59 pm

-Criminal Profile-

Faction:
Ministry of Death

Assignment in Faction:
Sister of Death

Vehicle:
Laina’s surviving pride and joy is her husband, Alex Lifeson, a Chryslus Corvega, which is powered by nuclear fission of uranium-235 fuel rods. The car gets about 40 miles to the gram of uranium, though, and these rods are about a kilogram a piece. It runs quietly and can reach 60 in 1.618 seconds, but god help everything within a quarter mile if somehow it explodes. It is nuclear, after all.

Relations: (♥=love interest, ☺=friend, ★=in same faction, ✗=enemy, ☠=rival, ♔=boss, ☻=best friend, ☣=opposing faction,  ✿=crush, ♗ =mentor, ♘ = guardian/protector,  ♞=family, ✖=ex love interest, ♙=working under, ♠=ex-friend, ۞=ex-ally)

(Keep the symbols above there as a guide, use these for characters to represent different relations. You may use more than one symbols for one character)
Yuri “Kraven” Dragovich - ♔
Josephine Beaumont - ✗

Crimes:
Arson, murder, indecent exposure, solicitation for sex, assault with a deadly weapon, possession of a nuclear reactor, conspiracy to commit murder

Defining Characteristics:
She has pink hair, carries an enormous flamethrower, and a Canadian accent – you don’t find that last one much anymore.

Threat Rating:
C for Canada

Bounty:
420,000

Combat Type:
High Concept

Strengths:
Has spent years learning all about all kinds of engines, even restoring a Chryslus Corvega, which is fission-powered, to operating condition. She was scavenging parts in Vermont for an F/A-22 multirole jet when all of a sudden there was a flash of light, a plume of dust and smoke, and suddenly, everything she had done and made, and all of her family, was gone. All she still had was a lead-lined briefcase full of U-235 fuel rods to power her car and her home-made flame weapons. So she’s very good with mechanical engineering, and decent with nuclear engineering.

Weaknesses: She has been known to uncontrollably touch herself around loud diesel engines. Also, she is completely obsessed with killing Josephine Beaumont.

Weapons:
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Tim Horton: A flamethrower made from a rocket engine with a busted mount (otherwise she would have had it on that F/A-22). Has two modes: stream and shot. The stream is a short-range jet of blue-hot flame. The shot fires out a glob of burning fuel up to 60 feet which splatters and ignites things nearby. Of course, she does have to wear a large fuel tank on her back while she uses the weapon, but for its immense power that’s a small price to pay.

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Cadana: The name is a joke: it’s a katana and she’s from Canada. Ha ha. She sucks at comedy. But it gets coated in fuel and lit on fire. If the flame doesn’t light right, it’s still a sword that stays nice and sharp due to its frequently being on fire.
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Powers:
Her pain receptors don’t activate due to burns, thanks to constant conditioning. The damage is still there, but she doesn’t hurt unless it’s third-degree. This is a blessing and a curse.

Training:
She has trained herself with both flamethrower and sword. Naturally, since she’s self-taught, she isn’t exactly the most skilled of users, but she can hold her own. She has also learned through reading and trial-and-error all she knows about mechanical engineering. Her skill in nuclear engineering is entirely taught by books, however.

Strategies:
Cleanse it with fire! She tends to charge in with her flamethrower. If combat gets really tight, though, she pulls out her flaming sword and starts hacking away. If things need to be quiet, she finds a high location, switches to “shot” mode, and lets a glob fly at the enemy. This has the detriment of immediately alerting everyone to her location, but it has the bonus of setting people on fire.

Fighting Style:
Her flamethrower style is covered in strategies. In close combat, she has a one-handed style with her flaming sword, which lets her parry with the sword and throw a distracting punch to the enemy with her free hand. While the enemy responds to the punch, she frequently finishes them off with a swing of her sword.




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-Other-
Inspiration: Jo blew up Canada.

Theme Music:  Mechanix - Megadeth

Extra Information/Trivia: Odds are she’ll come onto your character, provided the character isn’t Jo. Hell, she’ll more than likely try to bang Ryder, just to piss Jo off.

Relationship Journal: (Post link here)

Charahub: (Post link here)



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Interview
(The same as Act 3, though changed for the new setting. Your character wakes up, only to find them self sitting on a plan steel chair, surrounded by a dozen identical men. They are all wearing expensive suits, they are bald, and the strange lighting seems to prevent you from seeing their eyes. These men are all identical to each other, and they don't seem to move at all as they stare at you from all corners. They begin to question you, their monotone, alien-like voices are unnerving, but you realize something. There seems to be no way in... and no way out. You have no choice but to answer their questions now...)

???: Subject is Laina Anderson, commencing interview.... please introduce yourself...

Laina: You just said my name, eh - why do I still need to say it?

???: An individual's documented name is not always what they go by.

Laina: Oh, I guess that's true. Keeping that safe space for all folks up, eh. Well, yeah, I'm Laina. Formerly of the Peterborough Andersons until SOME FUCKING BITCH DECIDED TO FUCK THINGS UP WHERE THE FUCK IS JO I KNOW YOU KNOW WHERE THAT SKANK IS

???: Peteborough...? Elaborate.

Laina: Peterborough. Ontario? It's a city. Or it was.

???: Destroyed by Josephine Beaumont.

Laina: *twitch*

???: This collective has a records of this. Even documented footage.

Laina: I saw the beams! I got a face full of dust from it! I don't need your goddamn video! I just need her head, on a fucking stick, eh!

???: Elaborate.

Laina: I was away from home... I had heard there were some jet parts in Vermont... I was almost finished restoring an F/A-22 Raptor, but missing a couple of things... So I drove Alex down and started to rummage... And then BVWOOOM, EVERYTHING WAS FUCKING GONE! IT WAS JUST ALEX, ME, TIM, CADANA, AND THE CASE OF URANIUM. I lost EVERYTHING. And it was thanks to HER. I'll kill her, I fucking will! Mark my fucking words, I will kill Josephine Beaumont!

???: Interesting. You hold a grudge for what she has done to your home, correct?

Laina: To my home, to my family, to my country, to my life's work, yeah, I have a fucking grudge, eh!? Is that a fucking problem?!

???: What do you intend to do to enact this revenge?

Laina: Tim Horton is a flamethrower. Cadana is a flaming sword. She will BURN.

???: You do realize that Josephine is a hyper powerful psychic with the ability to destroy cities.... yes?

Laina: You do realize that she's just as flammable with or without her magic tricks, eh?

???: Interesting response. Documented. And you have joined an organization in your hunt for Josephine Beaumont?

Laina: Yeah - the Ministry of Death. I had heard that Mr. Dragovich has had his fair share of disagreements with her boyfriend, so I figured it would be a way to get closer to the fighting, maybe draw her out of whatever fucking hole she climbed into to hide her nasty face. Plus, I saw some pictures of Ryder... Another way to draw her out would be to get real close like I'm trying to broker peace between him and Mr. D. And then fuck his brains out.

???: What do you think of the other Ministry of Death officers...? Its leaders?

Laina: Well, Cathy's pretty... I mean, we both have pink hair, so at least we can bond over that if we ever get around to it~ Egil is kind of a cute dork - not my type, mind you, but he's fun to be around, eh? I'm going to get him into Rush if it's the last thing I do~ Crispin doesn't say much, so I don't have an opinion, and I haven't interacted with Mocha enough to get an opinion of her, either.

???: You've been given a bounty of 420,000 and a Threat Rating of C... it seems Paladin has noticed you and wants you dead. Why do you think this is so?

Laina: Ohhhhh~ It's either the fire or the fact that Alex, my sweetiepie carhusband, is powered by nuclear fission~ Or maybe it's because I'm DEDICATED TO KILLING A GENOCIDAL MANIAC THAT WAS WORKING FOR THOSE FUCKS

???: Your... car husband?

Laina: Yes - my darling Alex Lifeson - he's a Chryslus Corvega~ I fixed him up myself. I love him so much~ Whenever I take him for a ride he gives me a tingly feeling all over and I love it. I named him after the guitarist from Rush~

???: Interesting... records and previous statements have indicated you have weapons... in particular... a flamethrower?

Laina: Tim Horton, eh? Named after the coffee chain THAT JO ENDED.

???: Elaborate. About the Flame Thrower.

Laina: I put him together from a rocket booster I found and a couple of other things. I can either spray a stream of fiery death, or I can fling a glob of sticky burning stuff~

???: Do you have anything else?

Laina: Yes I do! A sword I made from a lawnmower blade, a pilot light from an oven, and a motorcycle brake - It's called Cadana. It's a joke. Because the blade is like a katana and I'm from Canada and yeah. It sets the blade on fire. I like fire.

???: Funny. (Is completely deadpan) You seem to have a love for creating...

Laina: Well, yeah. It keeps the mind sharp! And it's fun. I also like restoring and fixing things, of course. I like cars, boats, planes, motorcycles... Not so fond of trains, though.
???: Why not trains...?

Laina: I dunno. They just aren't as free, y'know? I like to be free - not stuck to one road forever. Unless that road has Jo walking across. THEN BUCKLE UP ALEX, WE'RE RUNNING DOWN A BITCH.

???: You seem somewhat... obsessed...

Laina: Maybe I am. What's it to ya. I need to kill Jo. I can't rest until she is dead.

???: Do you have any other goals, that do not involve Josehing Beaumont?

Laina: Well, I do really still want to restore a Raptor... Maybe I can do that after she's dead...

???: A Raptor...?

Laina: Yeah~ A Lockheed Martin F/A-22 Raptor. Supposed to be an air superiority fighter, but also it's good for bombing, strafing~ It's a real dream machine~

???: Interesting... it seems we have run the course of this interview. You... have been chosen.

Laina: Chosen? Chosen for what?

???: Everything will change. What began five years ago is only the beginning...

Laina: The beginning of what? You aren't making sense. Is there trouble with the maples?

???: You... have been chosen. Everything will change.

Laina: The only thing that will change is the status in your records next to Jo's name - to DECEASED.

???: Goodbye. (Laina wakes up)



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