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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei on Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:11 pm



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Nathan would have probably started to awkwardly drone on about a random and meaningless topic for quite some time, if not for Inna suddenly telling him to shut up before promptly punching him in the face "Wh-!?" and then he was punched in the face. Hard. "Son of a bitch..." Zombie muttered as he rubbed his sore mouth. That hurt a lot more than he thought it would have, and before he could angrily bark out against Inna he was suddenly pulled up and put into an embrace. The blonde's eyes widened for a few moments, before he shut the fuck up and closed his eyes. He wasn't going to question this, mostly because he was terrible at thinking things out. This woman was on the opposite side of a nation-wide conflict, and they would likely need to kill each other in the future... of course, Nathan wasn't going to so much as think about that as he wrapped his arms around her and laid his head on her shoulder (as he was still somewhat shorter than her). The blonde could feel his heart beating, he could tell he was nervous, but he had no idea why. He was just... hugging this woman. He had sex with so many women (and men) for the sheer sake of having sex that he really didn't understand why this one person was getting a reaction out of him.

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Re: A Drunk Russian and a Nudist Walk Into a Bar (Also Time Travel) (Chee and Pan)

Post  Not Manchee on Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:28 pm




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Inna was somehow being able to not mentally torture herself as she held on tightly to Zombie. She knew she could be taking this opportunity to kill or severely hurt the man that had threatened and almost killed her brothers more than once...but she somehow didn't feel that instinct. She refused to let herself imagine their friendship in the Suicide Squad, but there was a familiar warmth to their embrace that made her not really feel the need to go into a life or death battle right now. The blonde found herself patting Zombie's head, then sort of noticed how weird that was and her hand froze awkwardly on his head before slipping back down to his back.

"Nathan....what happened? I-"

She was gonna start saying how she couldn't even remember why she hated him anymore, how it just became a habit that eventually was reinforced by his actions towards her family, but that she had been feeding throughout the five years that they had not seen each other...but of course saying that out loud would make it true, and she couldn't admit that to herself. Realizing the terrible she made upon trying to be honest with herself, she immediately reached for the bottle, finding it weird to notice that Zombie wasn't as easy to reach over anymore, and gulped down more vodka. She probably did this a bit too quickly, as soon enough she was coughing using Zombie's shoulder for support. Then she went back to trying to act natural.

"....I am O.K. So...what breengs you to these parts?"

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Re: A Drunk Russian and a Nudist Walk Into a Bar (Also Time Travel) (Chee and Pan)

Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei on Sat Oct 17, 2015 10:23 pm



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Nathan opened his mouth to respond to Inna. What had happened? He... he wasn't completely sure. Life just happened. There was once a point where they lived together, not just Inna and Zombie... but the whole Suicide Squad. Somehow, that all changed. And it wasn't just a killer android that changed it... they all went their separate ways and became spectacularly different human beings. Nathan was quite sure he changed for the better, yet he felt that Inna thought the same way as he did "..." he didn't fight her even as she pat him on the head, as awkward as that was. Zombie let himself stay in the embrace of the Russian, oddly enough... she just played along with his previous words soon after. While still staying somewhat attached to him, even if she was using his shoulder for support. Was he being held hostage at this point by the Russian "I... i actually dont' remember-" Nathan responded to her, and he did not in fact, remember why he was here. Mostly because he was actually still drunk off his ass. That may also explain his sudden appearance here and erratic preference changes between wanting to kill Inna and get inside her nonexistent pants "By the way- I like the scars- sexy-" that was his attempt at hitting on Inna.

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Post  Not Manchee on Sun Oct 18, 2015 5:02 pm




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Inna had genuinely been hoping that Zombie could offer some insight on what had gone wrong, but was glad when he was as unresponsive as she had previously been on that subject- confronting that was a bit much right now. She was, however, curious to know what had brought him here of all places. Of course, the man had no idea either.

"Maybe you should stop dreenkeeng.."

She commented, fully aware of how hypocritical that remark was, considering her own uncontrolled alcoholism, but still. She had also seemed to go from wanting this man as far away from her as possible to wanting to know that he'd be okay- this was strange for her, and she wasn't sure how she felt about this. Then of course, Zombie spoke again, commenting on her scars. Her mask had come off at some point, revealing said scars, but she quickly grabbed it from the counter and put it back on upon Nathan's comment, taking the chance to also hide the awkward expression on her face.

"What scars-? I do not see scars. What ees sexy-?"

Inna's tension immediately rose as soon as anything somehow related to sex came up, especially if she was the subject. Right now, she could just think of how strange it had been to see how openly sexual so many of the Suicide Squad members and even her brothers had been, and how she thought she had gotten used to it....evidently she had not.

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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei on Wed Oct 21, 2015 1:11 am



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"You're one to talk..." Nathan replied to the Russian when she told him to stop drinking, though he highly doubted that she could stop. Nathan was well aware that if Russians stopped drinking, they'd explode into millions of tiny bears on unicycles. While that would certainly be amusing, Nathan could not fuck bears on unicycles so he could not advocate that. Inna then got all awkward in response to his scar comment "..." he rose an eyebrow to the woman, before letting out a sigh at her own awkwardness. He really didn't know what to say to the Russian now. The assassin skid his feet around awkwardly, not making eye contact with the Russian for awhile before suddenly kissing her. Why? Because he really sucked at thinking things through and that's what felt good at the moment. Consequences be damned!

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Post  Not Manchee on Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:05 am




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Inna went ahead and stereotypically took another swig of her vodka as Zombie called on her for being a hypocrite. As the awkward silence ensued, the Russian was struggling to think of other topics of small talk that she could bring up...maybe something about his highly disfunctional adopted family? That seemed light enough. Then, of course, as she raised her head to speak, there was a Zombie on her face. And in her mouth. And just much closer than she expected him to ever get.

"Mmh-?"

Yes, somehow even after all that tension and other hints Zombie has been giving, the blonde had not seen the kiss coming. Sexually naive as she was, this was probably the first time she had been kissed at all, and she found herself wondering if it was supposed to taste like SO MUCH ALCOHOL. Like seriously, the alcohol stench was strong...and somehow that made it better, more familiar- ah the life of an alcoholic.
At this point, all of the inner thinking about alcohol tasting had been done while awkwardly standing there, frozen and unreactive. Upon noticing that the kiss was still happening, she sort of just grabbed Nathan's face, pulling it away and just staring at him, wide eyed and very much in shock. She was also grabbing it pretty hard, her fingers digging into his cheeks.

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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei on Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:35 am



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Nathan was pretty into the kiss, to the point where he wasn't pulling away when he really should have, considering he knew how Inna felt about this kind of stuff. It took the Russian prying his face away to get him to stop, to which he just awkwardly stared at the other blonde for some time. Eventually, the feeling of her nails prickling his face warranted a reaction "H-hey... so- your fingernails are kinda-" that was his attempt at telling her to STOP. "Also-" the assassin placed a hand on Inna's mask as he shot a smile towards her "Could you... maybe, take off your mask? It's kinda not fair that you get to see my face but I can't see yours..." Zombie wasn't quite sure what was going on right now, but hey! This was great! So it must be great! And have absolutely no negative consequences in the future! Zombie then attempted to kiss Inna again-

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Post  Not Manchee on Wed Oct 21, 2015 3:36 am




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Inna kept digging her nails into Zombie's face for a while...then eventually let go, unconsciously cleaning the dead skin out of her fingernails as she kept staring.

"Прости- I mean- sorry-"

She mumbled, then attempted to look down...only to have her mask touched, which made her flinch. She looked around frantically, like she was afraid of who might have seen it, then slapped Zombie's hand away. She kept staring for a moment...then took the mask off herself. The full extent of her confusion would now be clear to Nathan- the wide-eyed, shocked expression along with her stiff movements and general jumpiness.

"I-"

Zombie's face was getting close again and the Russian instinctively pinched select pressure points so the man wouldn't be able to reach her face. Inna didn't realize the consequences that THAT could bring, for now she was just trying to decide what she was going to do with this situation in general, drinking more heavily than before (somehow).

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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei on Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:46 am



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Nathan was actually quite enjoying himself at the moment, it was around that time he started really hoping Inna wouldn't do the pressure point paralyzation thing like she used to... and then she did it "Son of a bitch-" before the blonde could really react to what he saw as an imminent attack... he was struck and sent flopping to the floor. He was then left there on the floor, completely helpless, like a fish out of water "You-? YOU!? YES YOU! Inna! I can't move my legs here! What is this!?" the assassin barked out to the Russian angrily. He tried to flop around on the floor repeatedly, all to no avail "D-don't just drink like that! I'll- I'LL! I'LL!!!" Nathan squirmed over to Inna's leg and tried to bite it. If only to make the Russian's day slightly weirder.

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Post  Not Manchee on Sat Oct 24, 2015 5:19 pm




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Inna was mostly ignoring Zombie as he was on the ground, focusing on drinking as much as she could first...then she felt a sharp pain on her leg.

"Agh-!"

She kicked Zombie's face. Then realized she was kicking Zombie's face and sort of went down to un-paralize him. Hitting a few more pressure points, she allowed him to move again, so that was fun, but she was watching him warily. Then she kinda grabbed him, staring straight into his eyes.

"Nyet."

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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei on Sat Oct 24, 2015 5:35 pm



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So Nathan was kicked in the face. The blonde couldn't help but feel like a mistreated Chihuahua once that had been done, which only increased his resentment towards the Russian at the moment. "I swear to god Inna-" and then she went and un-paralyzed him, which was great, but Zombie wanted revenge now. Once grabbed and looked at in the eyes, Nathan flirtatiously wiggled his eyebrows at her, if only to make her uncomfortable. He wanted her to leave enough of an opening for an attack. Oh, and then he tackled her. He didn't care what would happen next, he just outright flung himself at the Russian. As far as Nathan figured, he'd be going at her with enough force that even if she paralyzed him his limp body would still crash against her "i'M GONNA KISS YOU!" he wanted to bring the Russian to the ground, if only for payback. AND THEN HE WAS GOING TO STEAL HER HAT.

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Post  Not Manchee on Sat Oct 24, 2015 5:44 pm




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Inna refused to blush, despite her blatant embarrassment at the moment. Instead, she sort of made a face like she was gonna growl at Zombie...but it didn't really look threatening at all, her awkwardness still evident. THEN SHE WAS TACKLED.

"Holy sh-!"

She went down hard, but she was more worried about Zombie trying to kiss her again than she was about being attacked by a man that had vouched to kill her. She tried to flip Nathan on the ground so she had the upper hand, but her movements were panicked and less precise than normal.

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Nathan was getting pretty aggressive, the assassin donned a rather menacing looking smile as he lunged out at her "Hahahaha! You scared Inna!?" he was getting a kick out of how visibly terrified she was of him at the moment. She reacted more to him now than she had nearly every time he threatened to murder her and everything she held dear to herself. Who would have thought. In his attempt to tackle the Russian, he attempted to touch her butt as well... only to be denied so once he was flipped... AND THEN IT GOT WEIRDER. Around the same time Zombie tackled the Russian and she attempted to flip on top of him, a massive portal opened up in the bar. This massive portal was like a black hole, it began to suck up nearly everything in the room: glasses of alcohol, chairs, tables, a poodle. Thankfully, the portal closed before any actual people got sucked into it. But that was the least of the weirdness. No, the weirdest part was what came OUT of the portal. He road triumphantly on what seemed to be a horse-sized dalmatian, a large and burly old man. He was nearly 7 feet tall, and despite his age, he seemed to be chiseled out of stone. This rather large elderly man riding a dalmatian managed to land RIGHT ON TOP OF ZOMBIE after he was flipped. And while this did free Inna from the terrors of Nathan attempted to touch her booty, there was now an old man riding a giant dalmatian in the room. He let out a triumphant roar "HUZZAH!!" the old man thrust a fist up into the air as he seemingly celebrated his own arrival. Nearly everybody in the bar (whom were already watching Inna and Zombie's embarrassing show) was staring at him, though he seemed to heed no mind to them "Inna Dragovich..." the old man spoke out as he held his hand out "My name is Pugsy Marcone, I'm from the future, and I need your help-!!" the burly old man spoke triumphantly, like an action movie hero. The only problem was, Pugsy wasn't reaching his hand out to Inna, he was reaching it out to the giraffe-Freakshow bartender. Also he really didn't care that he was probably killing Zombie at the moment.

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Inna was pretty sure she could beat Zombie now...if only she was panicking so hard. She could see his hand reaching for her butt, which was even scarier, and then SUDDENLY A PORTAL HAPPENED. The portal itself was mind blowing enough, but the man that fell on Zombie spoke...and she was confused.

"..... Future?"

She had seen some weird stuff in her time since and in No Man's Land, but time travel wasn't a thing that she thought would be possible, even in the crazy times they were in.

"Bullsheet."

She called, stepping between the giraffe guy and Pugsy, trying to make it clear that SHE was Inna Dragovich. She looked under Pugsy at Zombie, now looking a lot more smug, as she didn't need to deal with his advances.

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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei on Sat Oct 24, 2015 6:49 pm



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Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
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Pugsy continued to hold out his hand towards the Giraffe whom he was pretty sure was Inna "Well what are you waiting for son? IT'S TIME TO SAVE THE FUTURE!!!" he was obviously trying his hardest to make this sounds as fantastical and whimsical as possible. Which honestly, wasn't really needed considering how insane the situation already was. Either way, when Inna stepped in front of him and called bullshit, the first thing on Pugsy's mind was "who the fuck is that?" and then he realized he couldn't even see in front of him. So the old man pulled out a tiny pair of glasses, fixing them upon his face before he squinted really hard at the blonde. "I don't have time for this little boy!" Pugsy exclaimed as he looked over Inna's head towards the Giraffe "I need Inna Dragovich to save the future, now you go pazzazzle somewhere else! COME ON INNA LET'S GO!" the giraffe was having nothing to do with this, as he let out a sigh and just left. He apparently had no such time for this bullshit. To which Pugsy reached out his hand further to the bartender "WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!? THE FUTURE IS AT STAKE, SON!" nope, nobody cared. In fact, most of the bar's patrons continued to do their own stuff again. Meanwhile Zombie was still dying.

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Inna watched,almost in awe, as Pugsy continued trying to take Nelson away. At the same time, she was trying to understand why this guy was pretending to be from the future...and how that portal had happened. At this point she was pretty sure she had just had too much to drink (a state she had never experienced before this).

"Leave Nelson alone.. I am Inna Dragovich. What ees your game?"

She rose her voice so the man would hear her over the chaos that surely was his mind. She crossed her arms, a skeptical look clear on her face, ignoring the dying friend under the elderly newcomer.

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Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive




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Pugsy took a double-take at Inna as she told him she was Inna and the person he was yelling at was... Nelson "W-what...?" he questioned the Russian like a clueless old man. He fixed his glasses and looked upon her for a few seconds, the dalmatian finally taking a few steps forward off Nathan to give him a chance to breathe. Pugsy tilted his head as he examined the Russian "No no no no... Inna would be much taller..." he commented as Zombie jumped up and started screaming. The dalmatian then simply kicked him, and it was as if he had just been kicked by a horse. The assassin was sent flying into a wall. Nobody cared. Pugsy eventually shrugged and simply went along with the idea of this "little boy" being Inna "Listen to me child, I come from the FAR FUTURE OF 2015! The world is in danger, a virus has killed off most of the world's population, and ONLY INNA DRAGOVICH CAN STOP THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR IT FROM WIPING OUT THE REST OF EARTH'S POPULATION!" Pugsy's voice seemed to fluctuate between a casual informative tone to a melodramatic voice that would have likely sounded better if there were cool echos to go with it. Either way, Zombie was standing up again and he wasn't looking too good, mostly because this dalmatian was kicking his ass.

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Inna scowled as Pugsy looked genuinely surprised that she was, in fact herself. Puffing her chest up, she spoke again.

"I am tall-!"

She protested, but shook her head again- she was missing the point. This was about helping this poor old man see that he had just stumbled in here, probably after taking a few substances, and needed to go home before he said more nonsense. Meanwhile, she still wasn't paying attention to Zombie.

"...sir, 2015 ees een the past. Maybe you should go home. And posseebly explain how you know my name...but mostly go home."

Up until Zombie was attacked by the dalmatian, Inna had managed to not actually notice how weird it was to have such a huge dog... Then she realized this and sort of did a double take with the vodka she had been swigging.

"What ees that...theeng?"

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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei on Sun Oct 25, 2015 3:35 pm



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Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive




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Pugsy let out a loud boisterous laugh when Inna insisted she was tall "It's okay little boy! You still have time to grow!" he responded as he put his glasses away. This old man was blind, crazy, and loud. AND THEN HE LAUGHED MORE when she said 2015 was in the past "That's just what HE wants you to think!!!" he shouted in Inna face before looking at his surroundings in a paranoid fashion. He continued to look around, and as Zombie started to angrily approach the dalmatian again, Pugsy got off, to which his incredible height was now evident. The guy was almost 7 feet tall, it was clear now why he had thought Inna was so short. Zombie grabbed Pugsy by the back of his shirt, to which the elderly man just sort of flung his hand at Zombie like he was a fly. Nathan was then, once again, sent flying across the room. "Darn mosquitos-" he muttered before smiling to Inna as she asked what the dalmatian was "LIKE IT!? IT'S A COSMIC DALMATIAN! MY WIFE MADE IT! HERE HERE WATCH WHAT IT DOES-!" Pugsy pat it, to which RAINBOWS STARTED TO FLY OUT OF ITS ASS "IT SHITS RAINBOWS!!!!!" Pugsy exclaimed as he suddenly grabbed Inna by her shoulders and started shaking her around with his immense strength.

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Inna could only reply with an increasingly insistent eyebrow-arch to most of Pugsy's comments. Her growing confusion, however, seemed laced with something somewhat similar to amusement. So that was a thing.

"You are confuseeng."

She pointed out, shrugging along to Zombie's mistreatment. He deserved that for freaking her out with his physical proximity. The real problem arose when the dalmatian started shitting rainbows. That wasn't okay. Not in her team's bar! And then she was being shaken too.

"Enough-! Just...stop-?"

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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei on Mon Oct 26, 2015 12:35 am



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Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive




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"THIS ISN'T CONFUSING! THIS IS REAL LIFE!" Pugsy exclaimed, once Inna told him to stop, he then let go of the Russian and hopped back aboard his dalmatian. A wide grin on his face, the man continued "OH! AND OF COURSE: IT CAN TIME TRAVEL! WATCH!!" the dalmatian FINALLY stopped with the rainbows... but then a portal opened behind it. Just like last time, the portal began to suck in everything around it. Most of what was sucked into it consisted of drinks and chairs, but there was one alarming addition to all that junk: Zombie. Nathan was sucked right in, mostly because he didn't have the energy to fight it anymore. Letting out triumphant, boisterous laughter, Pugsy suddenly grabbed Inna by her arm "ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU!" he yelled before the dalmatian jumped right into the portal, bringing Inna and Pugsy along with it. And then the portal closed, and there wasn't a sign of Inna or Zombie's existence...

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