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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:58 pm

Biscuits & Porn is the ONLY place you can get pornography in ALL the Wild West. Think about that for a moment. Due to the fact that nearly nobody has a computer and the internet is wildly gone in this day and age, people are forced to BUY porn again. In a genius marketing idea, Biscuits & Porn makes you buy biscuits WITH any porn, and porn WITH any biscuits you buy. Forcing you to buy both. Don't want to? TOO BAD! This is the only place on the west side of the United States where you can buy either of those! They literally ONLY sell biscuits and porn, nothing else. Ever. Anybody that sells something here other than that is killed. Anyone who owns this shop literally controls the entire pornography business in the Wild West.

Bonuses: Control of the Wild West's pornography business. Biscuit sales revenue.
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Post  Skylark-13 Sat Feb 14, 2015 11:57 pm


Nikki Hart

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"I shouldn’t have hurt you that way.............................
.............................But it’s a little late to say
That I can erase your heartache."

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Nikki kicked her feet up as she stared at a small screen just above her table, unembarrassed as various people walked past to their own tables- and completely comfortable as a big-chested lady walked up and dropped a plate of biscuits in front of her. "Thanks, Candi," Nikki murmured, winking at the waitress and earning a soft giggle and laugh, followed by a pat on the shoulder before the woman bustled off to help someone else. Once she was alone, Nikki turned her attention to her biscuits, picking one up and nibbling at it as she returned to the screen displaying porn just above her table.

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Post  Your Sweet Dreams Sun Feb 15, 2015 6:08 pm


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Age//: Eighteen | Killer Gene | Status//: Single | Feeling//: Horrible | Place//: Biscuits and Porn | Company//: ....

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After a bit of driving, Crona made it to some place called Biscuits and Porn... He knew exactly what these two things were, but man, he was hungry... He had to do it! Crona, his face already red, started to walk inside at a fast pace. He avoided any eye contact with the videos playing as he went to a table and sat down. His eyes were downcasted the whole time, just wanting some food.... When the lady came with his Biscuits, Crona couldn't help but to notice her HUGE tits! Crona thanked the woman in a stutter before nibbling on his biscuit.... This place.... Was a living hell....



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Post  Skylark-13 Sun Feb 15, 2015 6:56 pm


Nikki Hart

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"I shouldn’t have hurt you that way.............................
.............................But it’s a little late to say
That I can erase your heartache."

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Nikki was fairly enthralled with the screen she was watching, only glancing up when someone walked by to give them an almost challenging glance- but as Crona walked past, she frowned some. The poor thing seemed so uncomfortable, she wondered why he had even come in... But that was clarified pretty quickly as he received biscuits. Right. Some people actually came here for the food. She tended to forget that. She was entirely ready to turn back to her own biscuits and the screen above her, but... something kept bugging her. She kept glancing at the nervous purple-haired individual, and, after a moment, got up, walking over and standing on tiptoe enough to flick off the little screen over Crona's table. "There's still gonna be sounds from other people's screens and if you look that way there's a big screen but otherwise that eliminates most of the film in your area," she told him softly, gesturing towards the larger screen she meant before smiling a bit before turning to go back to her table, content that she had done her good deed for the day and could therefore go back to enjoying her biscuits and porn.

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Post  The Hidden Spring Sun Feb 15, 2015 11:11 pm


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Eagle parked and turned off the monster truck. "Aaaaaand here. This is Biscuits and Porn. She hangs here often. Horny slut." he said, climbing out the top and jumping down to the dusty ground. He walked toward the door. "If she's not here...theeeeeen, Iunno where she is. Probs dead. Meh. It'd suck to not have tits around." he opened the door and looked around. "Now...where the fuck are you...?"

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Post  Your Sweet Dreams Sun Feb 15, 2015 11:19 pm


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Age//: Eighteen | Killer Gene | Status//: Single | Feeling//: Horrible | Place//: Biscuits and Porn | Company//: ....

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Crona yelped and looked up to see MORE boobs. He whimpered a bit and looked at her, watching her, listening to her.... What was she even going on about? All he really could register was that she gestured to a huge screen, which he looked to, and saw a pretty intense sex scene. His eyes widened and he quickly looked away. She left after some time, but then there was some talking from outside..... Then the man from the Cathedral came in and Crona shook a bit. He scared Crona.... So he slid down into his seat a bit. He regretted coming into this place now...
 "M-Maybe not the b-best place t-t-to be in..."


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Post  Emu Queen Mon Feb 16, 2015 12:21 am

✮✮✮ ▸ SO FUCK YOUR RULES, MAN ↘↘
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx`cause here comes my passion!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx`cause here comes my love!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxhere comes pure energy!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx`cause here comes my fury!


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xxxxxxxJosephine✖↰ Beaumont
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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x so let your soul dance, baby xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx time to free yourself at last x


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Jo stared at the building they rolled up to with wide eyes, her jaw which she held in her palm somewhat slacked in shock. "...Jeez, you weren`t kidding when you called her a horny slut-" What kind of friends was she expecting Rommel to have, anyway-? They couldn`t even capture the place as they were now- they hadn`t brought any footmen to secure it. And with the other place she had in mind, they didn`t have the footmen to waste as far as locations went...
Jo slid out of the truck after Eagle had, landing well on the ground and scuffing up bits of sand- she seemed hesitant to advance forward, and continuously glanced nervously over her shoulder at Ryder- but eventually she began to follow Eagle, her face flushing bright red. "...I never... thought I`d go here...?" She was very convincing- obviously Jo had never been here before ever. Totes. After a few steps she turned to Ryder, putting a hand on his shoulder abruptly. "Hey- if you wanna wait by the truck, you can- it`s cool- this place`s scary-" She was pretty sure the poor thing would faint upon entry- and as cool as being in a porn shop with Ryder would have been, she didn`t want to have to drag him out. That would be no bueno. She meekly followed Eagle some more, clearly hesitating more with each step. "You`re, like-- sure she`s here, right---?"  


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I... am the forever engine. The fire you /can`t/ put out. The grinding gears. The living, breathing machine of hope. I am your Queen of Calamity- and I`ve got big plans for this world...
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Post  Akikazemoon Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:23 am


░░▒▒▓▓Everybody  loves  the  underdog▓▓▒▒░░

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░░▒▒▓▓Then  the  underdog  becomes  a  hero  and  they  hate  him▓▓▒▒░░

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Gold medals aren't made of gold . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . they're made of sweat, determination
and a hard-to-find alloy called guts

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Ryder took a moment to hop out of the monster truck down to the ground, stumbling a bit upon his landing—he’d never actually ridden in one of these things before…what was the point of having the passenger carriage so far off the ground? He wasn’t exactly sure, honestly. He also couldn’t help but frown a bit at how Rommel was talking about his friend—did people treat their friends like that? Had Ryder missed something—?
It was only then that Ryder actually looked up at the building and saw the sign up front, and he stopped in his tracks, recalling the biscuits that Jo had brought back earlier. With wide eyes, he looked at Jo for a moment, then back at the establishment they had arrived at. As Jo placed her hand on his shoulder and told him that he could remain outside if he wished, his face flushed bright red with embarrassment—he could totally handle something like this! …Right? Totally…

”D-Don’t worry—I’ll come with, it’s fine—” he replied with an involuntary stutter before shuffling after Jo, keeping his eyes glued to the ground as they came closer to the building. Biscuits and Porn…obviously they had biscuits…but what kind of porn? What was he going to have to look out for? Screens? Books? Posters? There was all manner of things that could potentially sully his eyes at this point, and honestly he knew that he’d probably die of embarrassment if he ended up seeing any porn—he’d never watched porn before,,,,he wasn’t ready to start now,,,,


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Post  Your Sweet Dreams Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:48 am


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Crona
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Crona slowly slid out from his chair and made his way around the people. He didn't look up at all, just passed by the current group of three.
 "E-Excuse me....
~ Exit ~"



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Post  Skylark-13 Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:03 am


Nikki Hart

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Mechanic of the Mojave
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"I shouldn’t have hurt you that way.............................
.............................But it’s a little late to say
That I can erase your heartache."

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Nikki glanced up slightly as she heard an engine stopping just outside, knowing it was familiar- but she didn't move from her position, waiting for him to come to her. She knew who it was- and she grinned some, peeling her biscuit apart layer by layer. As he opened the door and asked where she was, she raised her hand, waving it enough for him to notice her. "Right here ya horndog," she called out, not looking away from her screen. She didn't expect Eagle to have company- she figured he would join her at her table and they'd chill for a little while.

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Post  The Hidden Spring Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:12 am


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Eagle's ears moved as Nikki was seen. He grinned and walked over to her. "There yah are. Get the fuck over here!" he pulled the woman close and then started to kiss her passionately on the lips, grabbing her butt a bit too as he went. After like...30 seconds of making out, he let her go. "So, I think you should go talk to those guys over there. They could get you some work I think you'd enjoy. If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go 10-1 real quick." he started to walk to the bathroom, pinching her ass as he went, and walked in, where there were probs people having sex in there. The sound of a sink running was heard.

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Post  Emu Queen Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:32 am

✮✮✮ ▸ SO FUCK YOUR RULES, MAN ↘↘
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx`cause here comes my passion!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx`cause here comes my love!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxhere comes pure energy!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx`cause here comes my fury!


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xxxxxxxJosephine✖↰ Beaumont
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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x so let your soul dance, baby xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx time to free yourself at last x


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"If you say so, babe..." Jo murmured, clearly still a bit concerned about Ryder`s wellbeing... Though, just before they entered, she turned to face him again- wordlessly reaching over his shoulders, grabbing his hood, tugging it over his head- and down over his eyes. There! Safe. It may have been at a risk of messing up his spiky hair a bit, but it was worth it if it meant he wasn`t going to see a boob-- he wasn`t allowed to see a boob in here. Not allowed. She nodded in affirmation, then turned on her heel and followed Eagle into the building.
She pretended to be staring at the ground just in case Ryder could still see her even with her fool proof plan in action, though her eye flitted up to whatever was on the screen Nikki was watching, widening just slightly as the red color on her face became more prominent. She rose an accusing eyebrow to Eagle as Nikki called the 'horndog' over, assuming that referred to him- and lo and behold, it was referring to him. Also they were making out.
"Oh okay you`re-- o-oka--" She cut herself off, awkwardly shoving her hands deep into her pockets and staring down at the ground for real this time, only occasionally looking around the room some more. They were really going at and it was kind of hard to not do the staring thing but she was trying to be professional-- eventually they actually broke apart, to which Jo gave a quiet relieved sigh, only to grow increasingly flustered as Eagle walked off saying 'they could get her work she`d enjoy'. "W-We`re not that kind of organization--" She stuttered, putting her hands up as if she intended to pull Eagle back to them-- she didn`t want to talk to this woman on her own and God knew Ryder wasn`t coming out of his shell thing-- but alas, he left into a rather sketchy bathroom. Paranoid enough as it was, Jo made an effort to not let her eyes follow him, instead focusing on Nikki now, visibly tense and flustered. "...Hello, ma`am--" She greeted sternly, sort of putting on the whole 'polite straight laced soldier' act she hadn`t used in years... mostly because awkward... and trying to pretend she didn`t notice the porno blatantly playing behind Nikki, that too...


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I... am the forever engine. The fire you /can`t/ put out. The grinding gears. The living, breathing machine of hope. I am your Queen of Calamity- and I`ve got big plans for this world...
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Post  Akikazemoon Mon Feb 16, 2015 3:43 am


░░▒▒▓▓Everybody  loves  the  underdog▓▓▒▒░░

Biscuits & Porn (Unowned) RyderHT101_zps719b7a41

░░▒▒▓▓Then  the  underdog  becomes  a  hero  and  they  hate  him▓▓▒▒░░

Ryder Mercy
The Boss
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Gold medals aren't made of gold . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . they're made of sweat, determination
and a hard-to-find alloy called guts

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Ryder stopped for a moment as Jo tugged his hood down—this was…actually not such a bad idea. He didn’t have to risk seeing a boob that wasn’t a Jo boob this way! After all, if he saw a boob that wasn’t a Jo boob, he’d almost feel like he was cheating, to be honest—and that would be bad. Very bad. He could just barely see Jo’s lower legs as she walked from under the edge of his hood—maybe this would be okay? He headed inside with everyone—
And then remembered that his hood wasn’t going to block any noise. All of the sounds from all of the TV screens in the establishment hit him at once, and while they weren’t actually super loud, they felt like a thunder clap to him, and his face immediately burned bright red under his hood, his hand instinctively flying up to cover his mouth and stifle a gasp of shock. This was…actually a thing? It wasn’t just false advertising on the sign? It was literally…biscuits..and porn? …..Literally? He kept his hand over his mouth as they entered, unable to keep his face from burning ever hotter by the second—he wasn’t sure how long he was going to last in here.
As he heard Eagle and Jo speaking to whoever they were meeting, Ryder figured that he should probably at the very least look at the person to be polite—but as he mustered up the courage to lift up his hood, all he caught sight of was Eagle and Nikki making out, framed by a screen playing some particularly graphic porn in the background.

”tHAT DOESN’T GO--,,,,there,,,” he choked out in response to the porn on the screen, his voice eventually dropping down to practically a squeak before he tugged his hood back down over his eyes. Nope. Nope. He wasn’t doing this. Nope. He turned, preparing to head for the exit before walking directly into one of the pillars by the door due to his reduced vision behind his hood. ”Fuck—”

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"I shouldn’t have hurt you that way.............................
.............................But it’s a little late to say
That I can erase your heartache."

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Nikki grinned as Eagle walked over, looking up at him- before laughing as he yanked her close and kissed her. She clearly didn't mind, not even as his hands clutched her ass- she pressed against him contently, kissing back with an undisguised eagerness that didn't really fade after he pulled away. "Mmm... alright, I'll talk to them," she murmured softly, smirking and chuckling as he walked away- though squeaking for the pinch. Once he was gone, she turned to the two he'd gestured at, looking at them properly for the first time... And as soon as she saw them, she froze. "Josephine Beaumont... and Ryder Mercy..." she mumbled- before quickly grinning. "I have to say, you're a lot hotter than the rumors make you out to be- like, damn-" She grinned at them both, noticing their discomfort after a moment and reaching up to flip off the screen above her- though seemingly too late for Ryder. "Eagle said you might have work for me? And yes I realize you don't do porn. I'm a mechanic, not a porn actress-" She hummed, leaning forward a little and ignoring what that did to her already mostly unzipped clothes as she made eye contact with Jo, waiting for her to answer her. She definitely seemed like she was in charge- though both of them were imposing, she had to admit. Maybe it was just because Jo had spoken first? Or perhaps because she hadn't tried to leave and rammed into a pillar. Oops. She shot a look at Ryder, smiling some for how cute he was, before turning her attention back to Jo, awaiting a response.

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Post  Emu Queen Mon Feb 16, 2015 4:33 am

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xxxxxxxxxxxxxx`cause here comes my passion!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx`cause here comes my love!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxhere comes pure energy!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx`cause here comes my fury!


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"Ah-- that- uh- well-" Jo stammered, stiff and generally unsure of where to look- what came to mind first was, were there rumors about her and Ryder being hot...? Or did she mean rumors in general--? Either way, she would`ve liked to reply with an actual coherent sentence, but she was far too embarrassed to do so until a few passing moments later. "Th-thANKS, we try--" Perfect. She placed a gloved hand on the back of her neck, anxiously rubbing the area as she forced herself to look up directly at Nikki, somewhat surprised at the woman`s behavior. She had been expecting something more loose, more stereotypically airheaded and 'slutty'-- but she was surprisingly concise and professional for someone they met in a porn shop. It was almost a shame Jo couldn`t stop staring at her breasts, honestly--
She withered some as Nikki flipped the porn behind her off, not because she had been particularly invested in it-- but because that meant she had probably noticed how overwhelmingly awkward they were... And speaking of awkward, Ryder`s blunder caught her attention next- she turtle-faced for a moment, looking over at him- then grabbed his sleeve and yanked him back toward her. "C`mere, doofer--" She reached up for his hood again, tugging it over his eyes further this time, so it stretched down to the bottom of his chin and the back of his jacket rode up slightly. "Stay in the fuckin` shell, my god-" She turned back to Nikki then, seeing as how she had been looking at her expectantly for an answer. She tried to pretend to be as chill as she could, despite the ever prominent blush still flaming on her cheeks. "Y-Yeah-! No porn here, ever- we don`t do the porn thing ever and neither do you y-yeah- but uh-" Nikki had leaned forward and it did a thing with her majorly unzipped clothes-- focusing was not a thing Jo was good at right at that moment. She teetered back on her feet just slightly, and seemed to be struggling on what to do with her helplessly limp arms- so she settled on stiffly folding them behind her back. "Wehaveafactionit`scalledNowherewannaworkwithusmaybe--???" She spurted out, her words practically a mile per hour- before she sucked in a deeper breath and tried to speak again, this time maybe slow enough to be understood, her face an even brighter shade of red than before. "...Sorry I-- I usually like to recruit more intimately and I just wanna apologize on the behalf of my partner here for being a huge fuckin` dork he can`t help it--" Humor was usually a good way to untense things--! And picking on Ryder was always the funniest thing ever, yes. "...I swear I`m usually more articulate, too... but, uh... y-yeah..." Very smooth...


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Post  Skylark-13 Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:07 am


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"I shouldn’t have hurt you that way.............................
.............................But it’s a little late to say
That I can erase your heartache."

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Nikki smirked at the awkward response she earned from Jo, chuckling a little for the woman's clear discomfort. She smiled at her after a moment, though, before giggling for her treatment of Ryder. Now that was great- doofer had to be her new favorite insult. She watched the two of them, waiting until Jo turned back to her to smile gentle. "Sure thing," she replied, humming- before blinking for Jo's mumbled mush of words. She stared blankly at her, working to decipher the words- before frowning a bit. The other's second set of words was a bit of a better explanation, and she slowly nodded before looking to Ryder. "... Listen, why don't we go somewhere a little quieter to talk? ... He can't come though, the only place I know of that's quieter is kind of the ladies' room. Sorry," she said, directing the final word at Ryder but telling most of it to Jo. After a moment, she got up and headed over to said ladies' room, chasing everyone else out of the room and waiting for Jo to come over too.

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Post  Akikazemoon Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:18 am


░░▒▒▓▓Everybody  loves  the  underdog▓▓▒▒░░

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░░▒▒▓▓Then  the  underdog  becomes  a  hero  and  they  hate  him▓▓▒▒░░

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The Boss
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Gold medals aren't made of gold . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . they're made of sweat, determination
and a hard-to-find alloy called guts

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Ryder was kind of still trying to get his bearings due to the fact that he’d just bumped into a pillar and still had his hood down—when Jo grabbed his arm and pulled him back over to her, pulling his hood down far enough where he really couldn’t see much of anything anymore—which was good, he supposed. He wasn’t sure he would survive the next time his hood got pulled up if he was still in this building. Although he wasn’t really sure what a ‘doofer’ was, it didn’t sound like anything too horrible—it was closer to ‘dork’ than anything—and yes, staying in the shell was probably a good idea. He just had to be a turtle until Jo was done talking to this woman, then they could all go together. Except…they were going to the girl’s bathroom? He just barely caught this after having been focused on listening to Jo’s mumbled replies—but were they leaving him here? Alone??? ?? With biscuits?? ?? ? ? aND PORN??? ? ? ??
”Ah—y-yeah, that sounds fine—I’ll just—uh—yeah—” Ryder stood still where he was, hood still over his face, not really sure what to do, since he really didn’t want to crash into anything else right now—least of all any of the people who were in there to actually watch porn. That would be bad. So, he kind of just stood there, shoving his hands into his pockets and just doing his best to try not to be too conspicuous—although some guy standing in the middle of the aisle with his hood completely covering his face was…a bit conspicuous…? Maybe if he didn’t move, people wouldn’t notice him…maybe they’d be too distracted with porn…yeah…

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Post  Emu Queen Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:34 pm

✮✮✮ ▸ SO FUCK YOUR RULES, MAN ↘↘
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx`cause here comes my passion!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx`cause here comes my love!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxhere comes pure energy!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx`cause here comes my fury!


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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x so let your soul dance, baby xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Jo seemed to bristle almost as Nikki suggested they go somewhere more quiet to talk- looking at Ryder for a moment in consideration before realizing he couldn`t see her anyway... before she gently took his hand, led him to where Nikki had been sitting, and pushed him directly into her seat. She bent over and lifted up his hood just enough to peck a kiss onto his nose- then quickly followed Nikki to the ladies room.
Honestly, while before she had been lying when she said she never thought she would have to enter this place earlier-- she really never thought she`d have to do business negotiations in the restroom of a porn shop. Going into the restroom of a porn shop was not a thing she actually ever planned to do, really- but after allowing Nikki in, she decided the place didn`t fully meet her expectations of grossness. Which was good, she supposed- it was still gross, but not as gross as it could have been.
Her flush reduced itself slightly now that she wasn`t surrounded by lewd moaning sounds, and Ryder for that matter- but still remained for the most part, mostly because Nikki was hot and now they were alone in a room now,,, and also because apparently she had been so visibly bothered by the pronz that Nikki felt the need to lead her away, which was definitely not cool or professional of her. A professional would have been able to do business negotiations in a room full of porn. Charles Paladin would have been able to do business negotiations in a room full of porn. But nonetheless, she tried to not think about her vast failures and propped herself against the sinks- trying to seem casual and making a very obvious effort to keep her eyes on Nikki`s. "So, uh, are you a specific kind of mechanic or--?" She asked, very obviously and awkwardly intending to make some form of conversation because now she didn`t know what to say... until a moment later she nearly jumped, her face flashing in realization. "Oh, fuck- I`m sorry- I didn`t get your name-? And, I mean, I know you said mine earlier, but I prefer Jo-" She extended her hand out to shake, offering a nervous smile with it.  


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░░▒▒▓▓Everybody  loves  the  underdog▓▓▒▒░░

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Ryder Mercy
The Boss
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Gold medals aren't made of gold . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . they're made of sweat, determination
and a hard-to-find alloy called guts

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Ryder waddled over to the table as Jo led him over, plopping down into the seat as she situated him there, accepting the quick kiss with an apologetic smile before just sort of letting his head rest on the table, face down. With his hood up, at least he was totally shielded from seeing anything, this way—though he could still hear everything…but hey, it was better than nothing!
Still, he felt bad…he had seen a naked woman on the screen behind Nikki before she’d turned it off…he was going to have to apologize to Jo later…
On the bright side, he soon discovered that Nikki had left her biscuits on the table. So, he carefully took one, inserting it beneath his hood and nibbling on it as he waited for Jo, Nikki, and Eagle to come back. He hoped that they hurried…he felt unclean just sitting in this building…


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After a good 5 minutes of bathroom time, Eagle came out of the bathroom.   "Sorry about that. Had to kick some slutty butts off the sink. Damn, this place is full of people fucking...and porn too." he went over to Ryder, getting next to him. "Soooo, how's it going? They making nice elsewhere? Becoming friends? I hope so, cause I wanna leave like yesterday." despite this being like his primary spot for the needing of alone time, he didn't like it, and wanted out.    "Ryder, would you like to go outside and have a smoke or something? Just to get out of here?"

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Nikki Hart

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"I shouldn’t have hurt you that way.............................
.............................But it’s a little late to say
That I can erase your heartache."

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Nikki hummed as Jo settled Ryder at her table, chuckling as she saw him taking one of her biscuits- it didn't bother her in the least, and she let him have it. Once Jo reached the bathroom, Nikki pushed the door closed behind her and locked it, sighing softly. "Most people end up fucking in the men's room if they fuck here so this is always a safer option- plus I kicked everyone out anyways, so-" She smiled, bracing her hands on her hips and standing straight as the other leaned against the sinks. "A specific kind of mechanic...? Baby, I'm the type of mechanic that's going to be solving all your problems in your dreams tonight-" she responded, smirking before chuckling as the other very quickly realized she hadn't gotten her name. "Right- the name's Nikki. Be sure to remember it- you'll probably need it~ Nice to meet you, Jo- really, really nice-" She smirked, winking at her as she told her she'd need to remember her name, and supplying her with a blatant look over as she commented that it was nice to meet her. She was... very blatantly hitting on her- but after she shook her hand, she chuckled, sobering up a little. "No, but in all seriousness- I can work on cars, and cybernetics. I've got one of the best mechanic's shops in the area, and I'm... very good with my hands... Is that something you're looking for or did Eagle bring you here because you need someone to offer some nice off-hours entertainment for your group... Nowhere, was it?" Even as she grew more serious, her words were still layered with innuendos, the whitette apparently having no plans to stop flirting with Jo.

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Marko strolled into Biscuits and Porn. Neither sounded bad right about now. Better than being a goddamn terrorist arms dealer. Then he spotted A familiar face. He wasn't in the mood to chat it up with his old boss right now though. He found a table and sat at it. He was more in the mood for biscuits at the moment - but maybe some porn later.
He figured he should still be congenial - maybe they remembered him? He wasn't really important back at the jail, but still.
"Bonjour, Monsieur Merci" he said, over-Frenching his pronunciation. He didn't recognize the other guy, but he seemed vaguely familiar...
The moans coming from the bathrooms and backrooms were actually kind of nice, Marko thought. He might spend some more time here in the future.
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Post  Emu Queen Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:42 am

✮✮✮ ▸ SO FUCK YOUR RULES, MAN ↘↘
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx`cause here comes my passion!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx`cause here comes my love!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxhere comes pure energy!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx`cause here comes my fury!


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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x so let your soul dance, baby xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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"...Oh." Jo said flatly, "...Unfortunate." Was all she had in response to Nikki saying most people ended up fucking in the men`s room regardless- they had plenty of whorehouses around here, what made them think this was a good place to do the do? She for one couldn`t imagine it- doing the do anywhere but on a bed seemed shameless... though, looking for things like modesty and shame in a porn shop was a bit...
She watched Nikki prop herself against the sinks, and then she said a thing- which caused Jo`s already reddening faced to practically explode crimson. She stiffened some more, and offered an awkward little dismissing laugh to her comment, sort of knitting her hands together nervously and keeping them on her lap, because it was suddenly bothering her that her hands weren`t doing anything limp at her sides. And then the whitette kept going with the innuendo-- was she actually flirting...? Jo didn`t even like girls, except she actually really did- but EITHER WAY, that was weird. Or something... she wasn`t sure how to respond. She had seen her with Ryder a second ago... maybe she just assumed she was totally straight and therefore thought her flirting was totally harmless--? Or something- this was hard... Her eyes flitted down Nikki`s body once more as she offered a much more clearly forced awkward laugh, then swallowed thickly before she spoke again, quieter and meeker than before.
"A-Ah, well- nice to meet you officially then, titty- I-I M-MEAN-- FUCKshit- I-I meant Nikko- N-Nikki, y-yeah, Nikki..." She fucked up. Abort, aBORT- OR, try to change the subject and move on like the stealthy and savvy spec ops agent she was supposed to be... "B-ButuhyeahNowhere--! I-It`s called Nowhere- it`s an acronym f-for...uh... something- butyeah to the first one- we kinda steal a lot of Paladin tech and having someone who could figure it out would be cool--??" She sputtered some more, her voice at times cracking and squeaking-- she just wanted to get through this conversation without fainting from bloodloss honestly...  


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"I shouldn’t have hurt you that way.............................
.............................But it’s a little late to say
That I can erase your heartache."

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Nikki snorted for Jo's blunt response to her words, shrugging and stretching a bit which... did interesting things to her clothing. She pretended not to notice, though, instead focusing on how Jo's cheeks exploded with color. Now that... that was great. She hummed a little, pretending she didn't notice Jo looking down away from her face again. No use making the poor thing even more awkward- she could enjoy the fact that the other was staring even without making her blush for it. The other's attempt to speak, however, was another matter. Nikki's brows shot up as Jo mistakenly called her titty, a smirk slowly appearing on her face followed by a snort of laughter as the other fucked up more before getting it right. "My tits are happy to see you too," she replied teasingly, smirking at her still and snickering a little before trying to become more serious as Jo spoke of Nowhere. "... So basically... you want someone to show you how to use your new toys...?" she asked, smirking as she stressed the word toys and sashayed closer, humming as she put a hand on Jo's shoulder and stepped in close. "... I can not only show you what to do but make them even better than they already are... I could even give you a personal demonstration on how to work them... Savvy?" Nikki made no effort to hide her blatant advances, pressing right up against Jo and smirking as she looked her up and down, allowing her own jumpsuit to shift dangerously to the sides of her breasts as she did. She either hadn't picked up on the fact that Jo and Ryder were together... or she didn't care.

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░░▒▒▓▓Then  the  underdog  becomes  a  hero  and  they  hate  him▓▓▒▒░░

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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . they're made of sweat, determination
and a hard-to-find alloy called guts

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Ryder heard Eagle walk over, not removing himself from his hood-shell and continuing to eat the biscuit he’d been working on. As he heard Eagle’s question, he replied, stuttering,
”Y-Yeah, they are—and n-nah, I’m all good—it’s fine—th-this stuff is totally chill, right? Totally chill. Very chill. Yeah.” As he heard Marko’s voice, Ryder wasn’t quite sure who it was—so he just barely lifted up a corner of his hood, peeking out at the man—and even if Ryder had remembered Marko, he wouldn’t recognize him, thanks to the brunette’s crazy growth spurt. ”…Hi—?” Who was this guy? Why did he know his name? …Sort of. Why were they in a porn shop? Why would a shop ever deal in such a weird combo as biscuits and porn? Why was Ryder here? Why were any of them in this place? Why—why—

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