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-Dossier-

Appearance:


Alternate Appearances:





Name:
Jackal Swagger

Codename:
The Zombie Princess, Inquisitor, The Mistress

Race:
Human

Age:
5

Gender:
Male

Birthday:
Unknown

Height:
8"0

Weight:
211

Sexuality:
Scarred into asexuality

Relationship Status:
Not interested

Goals:
Establish a huge criminal network like none other before it, find more social outcasts to invite into his club

Likes:
+ Smiles
+ The color pink
+ Hip hop
+ Pancakes

Dislikes:
- Anything related to Conqueror Worm
- Paladin
- Jabronis
- Dull people

Family:
- Ryder (Bro)
- Jo (Bro)
- Jolyne (Sistah)

Occupation:
Co-Leader of The Alliance

Alignment: Chaotic Good

Voice:

Normal voice - The Boss

When he's not okay - Joker

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-Criminal Profile-

Faction: The Alliance

Assignment in Faction: The Inquisitor

Vehicle:
The Pimpmobile Mk2 (AKA- The Sexy Kitten)



Relations: (♥=love interest, ☺=friend, ★=in same faction, ✗=enemy, ☠=rival, ♔=boss, ☻=best friend, ☣=opposing faction,  ✿=crush, ♗ =mentor, ♘ = guardian/protector,  ♞=family, ✖=ex love interest, ♙=working under, ♠=ex-friend, ۞=ex-ally)

Josephine Beaumont - ☻۞
Ryder Mercy - ☻۞
"The Mistress" - ☺★
Bunny Mio - ☺
Rook -  ★♙
Tim - ★♙
Nao- ☺
Lukas - ☺

Crimes:
Being born in NML, terrorist activities against Paladin, smuggling, black market deals, conspiracy, grand theft, sexual harassment (what do you expect for hitting people over the head with a dildo?)

Defining Characteristics:
He stands at 8 feet tall, wields Excalibrator, a giant purple dildo of mass destruction, a permanent grin upon his face alongside his heavy make up

Threat Rating: A

Bounty: 680,000

Combat Type: High Concept Weapon

Strengths:
+ Born with an incredibly high IQ
+ Knowledgeable in strategy and tactics
+ Excalibrator is particularly power with its sonic attacks

Weaknesses:
- Unstable mental state
- He's a big target
- Very uncomfortable with sexual contact or words (Though he's working on this part-)

Weapons:



Excalibrator, a high-tech piece of Paladin technology with mysterious origins. Alone, it holds a hefty wallop, not unlike a more flexible baseball bat. once activated though, every swing unleashed a sonic blast capable of sending targets flying away. Lastly, it has "black mamba" mode, in which its strength and power is increased ten fold, with its sonic blasts being powerful enough to cut flesh and bone alike if one is caught in the blast.

Powers:
N/A

Training:
N/A

Strategies:
Jackal is actually somewhat of a pacifist, he won't get into a battle or fight unless he really has to. He prefers to act from behind the scenes, though if he must fight he'll use Excalibrator to demolish his opponents. However he'd prefer to get everything done in a way that requires as little fighting as possible.

Fighting Style:
Jackal relies on Excalibrator to do as much damage is possible, and that is his main weapon of choice. If the fight gets out of hand he'll use Excalibrator instead. Other than his weapon, he sometimes like using break dancing in his fighting style to catch his opponents off guard. Otherwise, Jackal will simply try to stage the fight in a way where he'll need to do as little fighting as possible



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Inspiration: His original faceclaim is the source of much of his characterization, while his new one is the source of much of his character development. I don't know the actual characters, but their actual looks is what inspired me. The Joker played a role in some of his more unstable qualities, likewise even Batman helped in that Jackal uses his own fears and insecurities to combat his enemies.

Theme Music:
Jackal's Theme - Be Pimpin'!

Extra Information/Trivia:
- Jackal is currently searching for NOWHERE in an effort to give his old friends some support
- Over the time skip he's heavily researched the past of this world, particularly the era around The Cataclysm and after the Great War.
- Jackal has a decent deal of trauma to deal with due to his original's own insecurities, this is the reason behind some of his attitude and his use of Excalibrator. His use of this weapon has done a good job at desensitizing him. He hopes to overcome his original's weaknesses, to step out of his shadow and live a happier life.
- He's grown over two feet in the last five years due to an error in his genetic structure in his clone coding.

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Charahub: (Post link here)

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Post  Amazing Pan-Sensei on Mon Apr 27, 2015 7:05 pm

Interview
(The same as Act 3, though changed for the new setting. Your character wakes up, only to find them self sitting on a plan steel chair, surrounded by a dozen identical men. They are all wearing expensive suits, they are bald, and the strange lighting seems to prevent you from seeing their eyes. These men are all identical to each other, and they don't seem to move at all as they stare at you from all corners. They begin to question you, their monotone, alien-like voices are unnerving, but you realize something. There seems to be no way in... and no way out. You have no choice but to answer their questions now...)

???: ......Please introduce yourself.

Jackal: You already know who I am sillies~ You wouldn't have bothered to contact me otherwise...


???: What the Collective knows or does not know is irrelevant; we are here to gather more information regardless of what may or may not  already be known.

Jackal: I'm aware.

???: .....Good. You will answer our questions now.

Jackal: Shoot then-

???: What is your point of origin?

Jackal: A test tube in No Man's Land-

???: Who enabled your creation?

Jackal: Heheheheh... that's a good question~ Paladin had a hand in it... so did Black Dragon... I'd just go ahead and say The Trust...

???: The Truth is of interest to this Collective. Tell us more about the Trust's motives for creating you.

Jackal: Like I know~ To be honest I was freed by another individual before The Trust had the chance to really use me for anything... I wasn't the only clone they made either

???: Expand on your liberator and the events following your freedom.

Jackal: I was freed by Miles Grant... he used to be the warden of the city but it later turned out he had lost his job when it turned out he was a Deathworshiper. At first I thought I was my original, Jack Harrison... of course in a matter of days I figured out who I really was, and Miles turned out to be using me to kill Vulture Team... oh those were the days~

???: Expand on your involvement with Vulture Team.

Jackal: Well Jack was kinda with them... so it felt natural. To be honest my original liked them... though as a paladin officer he knew that he eventually had to turn on them. I guess... I really didn't think like him in that regard... I don't know what more you want from me there... heheheh~

???: Recorded. You mentioned other clones created by the Trust- what more do you know about this?


Jackal: What curious buttons you all are~ I'm working with one of them right now... another one is also with Pugsy and Ivy... I do believe we are the only survivors from that project. The others kill themselves...

???: The Collective does not identify itself as "buttons". Incoherent labelling of entities recorded. What was the purpose of the project you speak of?

Jackal: I believe it was to infiltrate Vulture Team and destroy them from the inside...don't quote me on that though! I had no idea what was going on in Charles' noggin-

???: Noted. You mention Pugsy Marcone and Yvonne Wissenchaft- have you been in contact with these individuals in the past five years?

Jackal: NOOOOOOOPE- I just have cameras all around their home! Heheheheheh...~


???: And the other ex-members of Vulture Team? The Collective is particularly interested in Josephine Beaumont and Ryder Mercy.

Jackal: Spying on them too~

???: What is your opinion on N.O.W.H.E.R.E., the organization formed by Josephine and Ryder?

Jackal: I saw it coming a mile away~

???: Have you no comment on their activities or purpose?

Jackal: It's entertaining~

???: Moving on. What have your activities consisted of in the past five years?

Jackal: Building a criminal empire, learning about the world, making friends... you know, that kinda stuff~

???: Speak more of the criminal empire you have been building. How have you been going about this?


Jackal: Well... to be fair, it's really two criminal empires working together to make one big one! Heheheh... The Alliance is the work of Jolyne and myself, of course. We mainly deal in the black market and work as information dealers... however with Paladin's recent actions I think we're on the verge of a bit of trouble and violence will be... necessary~

???: Jolyne Beaumont is of interest to this Collective. Expand on your relationship with her.

Jackal: We're business partners... we get along easier cuz' we're both clones... get it? Heheheh... and we both have similar ideas with how to run our businesses~

???: You also mentioned learning about the world. What exactly have you been investigating?

Jackal: Well... I was born within No Man's Land... so I didn't know much about the world outside of its walls... I spent a large portion of the last few years just learning about it... if I had focused more on running my business I think it may have been much larger by now... but I felt LIFE was more important~

???: Liberal alternative attitude towards life noted. Expand on the new 'friends' you have made.

Jackal: You'll need to be more specific than that sweeties~ I've made a lot of friends...

???: Your involvement with Rook Duske and Timothy White is of interest.


Jackal: They work for me- though to be honest I originally got timmy on board because I thought it'd be funny to have a blind person around... I didn't realize he was very capable... disappointing~

???: Noted. Explain your codename 'Zombie Princess'.

Jackal: I felt like it fit-

???: ....why?

Jackal: Because why not?

???: That is not a valid response.

Jackal: It's only not a valid response because you label itself, please don't judge me by your standards~

???: The Collective passes no judgement by any standards. Moving on. Explain your weapon.

Jackal: It's a giant dildo... and it vibrates so hard that just swinging it can destroy the earth itself... what's there to explain?

???: Why have you chosen to use a 'giant dildo' as your weapon?

Jackal: It just sorta happened-

???: Expand on how it happened.

Jackal: Jo gave it to me to give to Ryder as a gift- he didn't want it so I kept it-

???: Recorded. Paladin has given you a threat rating of A and set your bounty at 680'000. How do you feel about this?

Jackal: It should be higher... heheheheh... they have no idea what I have in store for them~

???: Care to expand on these plans?

Jackal: Wouldn't you like to know~ Unfortunately I dont' seem to recall my plans... heheheheh.... must be my bad memory!

???: Noted. The Collective is interested in your development from your source. Do you have any thoughts regarding this?

Jackal: Are you trying to ask me how I've matured...?

???: If that is how you wish to interpret the question.

Jackal: Naw son, you gotta explain your questions properly to me! What you wanna know?

???: The Collective is most definitely not your son. Regardless, the question is aimed at how you feel you compare to Lieutenant Jack Harrison.

Jackal: We're not really alike... honestly. We never were... same genetic material, different people...

???: But you do have his memories, and so know what he knew, yes?

Jackal: True... I was given his memories as a tool to destroy Vulture Team... it turns out the memories don't make the man...

???: You do not feel these have affected you and the personality you have developed at all?

Jackal: Not anymore... no...

???: Understood. Finally, at the beginning of this interview you hinted at knowing a fair amount about the Collective. How is it you came about this knowledge?

Jackal: I think you're connected to Paladin... that's just a theory though...

???: You have been chosen.

Jackal: everything will change!

???: Do not interrupt the Collective.......Everything will change. You will be a part of that change.

Jackal: Heheheheh... I'm shocked~!

???: What happened five years ago was only the beginning...everything will change...

Jackal: Well... yeah five years ago WOULD just be the beginnjng... that's when I was born~

???: Goodbye. (Jackal wakes up)

END INTERVIEW


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-Dossier-

Appearance:



Alternate Appearances:



Name:
Barbara Kims

Codename:
Killer Queen, The Queen of Extreme, Red Diamond

Race:
Human (Formerly a psychic)

Age:
23

Gender:
Female

Birthday:
January 1st

Height:
5"4

Weight:
112

Sexuality:
Bisexual

Relationship Status:
Single (thinks she's in a relationship with Kylie)

Goals:
- Become famous

Likes:
+ EXTREMEEEEEE
+ Cursing
+ Yelling
+ Kylie
+ Her father

Dislikes:
- Rika
- People telling her what to do
- Judgmental people

Family:
- Ashley Kims (adopted father)
- Nathan Crockett (adopted brother)
- Ignasio Flamingo (father)

Occupation:
2nd Ranked Assassin (she has Kylie and Ashley help her keep her rank), internet star

Alignment:
Chaotic neutral

Voice:
Jinx




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-Criminal Profile-

Faction: MSF

Assignment in Faction: Cobra Unit

Vehicle:



A police Dodge Monaco with a loud siren strapped onto it for her to play loud music. Designed after the same Dodge Monaco used by the Blues Brothers.

Relations: (♥=love interest, ☺=friend, ★=in same faction, ✗=enemy, ☠=rival, ♔=boss, ☻=best friend, ☣=opposing faction,  ✿=crush, ♗ =mentor, ♘ = guardian/protector,  ♞=family, ✖=ex love interest, ♙=working under, ♠=ex-friend, ۞=ex-ally)

Ashley Kims- ♞ ★ ♗
Nathan Crockett - ♞ ★
Kylie Deorio - ☻★ ✿
Rika Rose - ✗☠
Bunny Mio - ☣
Ryder Mercy - ✖?
Eagle Douglas - ✖?

Crimes: Countless murders, usually videotaped, Disturbing the peace, public indecency

Defining Characteristics: Short, obnoxious, and full of hatred. Long hair, usually wearing leather and attempting to get everyone's attention by any means necessary.

Threat Rating: B

Bounty: 860'000

Combat Type: High-Concept

Strengths:
+ Numbed pain nerves
+ High-Concept Weapon gives her telekinetic powers

Weaknesses:
- Easily angered
- Self destructive

Weapons:



The High-Concept Weapon "Hot Space", a telekinetic High-Concept Weapon with faux-psychic aspects similar to the High-Concept Weapon "Chelsea". The weapon allows for Barbara to control her chains kinetically, including the blades at the tips of them. The blades can also shoot out psychic energy. When she isn't using Hot Space, Barbara has a habit of using just about anything she can get her hands on. A trash can, a chair, plastic spiders, you name it.

Powers:
N/A

Training:
Absolutely none whatsoever, she just knows how to get hit very well.

Strategies:
Keep hitting things until they stay down, whenever you get hit, get back up. If the douche keeps getting up, use chains, blades. If that doesn't work, psychic lasers. Rinse and repeat.

Fighting Style:
Barbara doesn't like using Hot Space, after all, she hated her old psychic powers. She'll only use it when absolutely necessary. Instead, she tends to simply outright brawl with her enemies, viciously attacking and maiming them until they bleed. She harnesses her inner anger and uses it against her opponents, of course, that doesn't always work. And if that doesn't work, that's when she uses Hot Space. She uses its faux telekinetic-powers to whip her enemy with chains, cut them with its blades, and fire psychic blasts at them.

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-Other-
Inspiration: I wanted to make a loud and obnoxious assassin, I-no, I planned the kid version from SSS first and later decided to make the adult version later.

Theme Music:
Killer Queen's Theme - Retaliation

Extra Information/Trivia:
- She still has a massive crush on Kylie, to the point where she pretty much has a single-target sexuality for the poor thing.
- Hates Rika. HATES HATES HATES RIKA. She's stealing her daddy away and she should die for it.
- Barbara Flamingo has a web-show called "The Queen of Extreme's Filth Show" where she pretty much commits crime and uploads it to Youtube. She's Youtube famous, with millions of subscribers, but her real goal is to become a celebrity.

Relationship Journal:
N/A

Charahub:
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Interview
(The same as Act 3, though changed for the new setting. Your character wakes up, only to find them self sitting on a plan steel chair, surrounded by a dozen identical men. They are all wearing expensive suits, they are bald, and the strange lighting seems to prevent you from seeing their eyes. These men are all identical to each other, and they don't seem to move at all as they stare at you from all corners. They begin to question you, their monotone, alien-like voices are unnerving, but you realize something. There seems to be no way in... and no way out. You have no choice but to answer their questions now...)

???: Subject is Barbara Kims, commencing interview.... please introduce yourself...

Barbara: What the FUCK!? THE FUCK IS THIS!? THE FUCK IS THAT!? Oh wait am I on TV? HI DADDY!

???: You are not on television. Your father cannot hear you. Answer our questions and you can go. Please introduce yourself.

Barbara: Wait... wait a minute... WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT HERE YOU PIECES OF SHIT...!!!

???: Time is not tangible in this place, therefore there are no 'minutes' or 'moments' we can wait for. Insults are pointless.

Barbara: Why do you guys need me to introduce myself!? YOU SAYIN' YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM!?

???: The Collective is aware of your identity, but would appreciate a formal introduction for our greater understanding.

Barbara: I'm FUCKIN' Killer Queen! The MOTHERFUCKING DIRTIEST PLAYER IN THE GAME! THE QUEEN OF EXTREME! I'M INTERNET FAMOUS, BITCHES!

???: Noted. What does this internet fame consist of?

Barbara: I HAVE A FUCKING SHOW! DIDN'T YOU KNOW!? I GOT MILLIONS OF SUBSCRIBERS WORLDWIDE WHO TUNE IN TO SEE ME FUCKING KILL PEOPLE!

???: And what exactly do you get out of this?

Barbara: I GET TO BE FAMOUS, EVERYONE KNOWS ME... also millions of dollars-

???: Understood. The Collective understands that you are working with the MSF- do your online activities have any connection to your work in the faction?

Barbara: Meh honestly I only do chores for my daddy on occasion these days... I'm kinda trying to do my own thing... though yes, I'll help out my daddy's plans once in a while...

???: You speak of your adopted father, Ashley Kims. Expand on your relationship with him.

Barbara: Eh...? You wanna hear about that shit...? How boring- I bet you suck at parties- so back in Peru I had another dad, 1st dad! Then that BITCH WHORE SLUT Bunny got him killed so then second dad found me! he's much cooler than first dad though so I'm not holding grudges against the BITCHFACESLUT-

???: The 'Bunny' your refer to is Beatrice Miona. yes? She is of interest to this Collective. Please expand on the circumstances of your biological father's death and how Miona was involved in it.


Barbara: Basically she was whoring it out with my first dad, then when killer robots attacked our mansion she shot him in the leg and left him for dead. You know. Assassin stuff-
???: Desensitized view of death. Recorded. Speak more about your childhood, both with your biological father and your adopted father.

Barbara: Honestly 1st dad kinda kept to myself I was raised by nannies... but 2nd DAD! OH BOY! He was so cool! He let me hold his machine guns and grenades and shit! Me and Nathan were pretty much picked up at around the same time and we stayed with Ash in Paradise Bay for awhile-

???: Tell us more about Paradise Bay and growing up there with Nathan Crockett.

Barbara: Meh- it was okay, there were a bunch of hot chicks in bikinis so I can't complain, Nathan is a tool. So was Ishbel. And Angel. And Luis. Yeah I guess I was really the only cool cat of the group-

???: Moving on. You are currently the 2nd Ranked Assassin. How did you ascend to that position?

Barbara: How did I get to the SECOND ranking? Daddy killed everyone else to get up to one... I just kinda ended up in second-


???: You seem to rely a lot on your adopted father. How does he feel about your internet fame?

Barbara: He's a total gay and doesn't approve! He's all like "you shouldn't be killing people and wearing skimpy outfits for the internet!" and I'm like "SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD I CAN DO WHAT I WANT"!!!!

???: The 1st Ranked Assassin does not approve of you killing people?

Barbara: Not without purpose, no. But I say purpose is gay, so yeah- fuck that shit-

Recorded. The Collective is aware that you used to possess psychic powers. How did you lose these?

Barbara: Right... I was born one of the world's strongest psychics... for hears my own abilities had tormented me. I had to take special drugs to calm my own powers... it turned my skin blue and shit... but... that all changed when Black Dragon got their hands on me. That fucker Black Cat beat me and they used some machine to strip me of my powers... luckily that plan backfired on them. Not that I care- I'm glad I lost my powers... made me a lot happier, yah know?

???: The Black Dragon Clan is of interest to this Collective. Speak more of your involvement with that organization.

Barbara: nothing much besides them deciding to attack me... yeah they beat me... but later one they got their asses handed to them and now they're in a shit hole... karma is a bitch yeah?

???: The Collective's definition of 'karma' does not coincide with 'a bitch'.

Barbara: I don't care- suck my nonexistent dick-

???: The Collective is not physically capable of sucking any phalluses, especially nonexistant ones. This is irrelevant. Tell us about how you are currently going about fighting, now that you have been stripped of your psychic powers.

Barbara: You guys are real fuckin' dense you know that? Good question though... to be honest- I kinda just like fighting with whatever I find to come up with hilarious and dramatic ways to murder people! And when that isn't working I use "Hot Space"...

???: Describe the uses and inner workings of "Hot Space".

Barbara: Its a High-Concept Weapon that produces a fake Psychic aura, which allows me to telekinetically control it's chains... which can also fire lasers! COOL RIGHT!?

???: The Collective has no opinion on this weapon. Back to the subject of the MSF. What is your relationship with the MSF officer Kylie Deorio?

Barbara: She's the love of my life, obviously! Also she can do cool things with her head like rotate It 360 degrees!!

???: What about Rika Rose, Ashley Kims' current love interest?

Barbara: She's a fucking bitch that should die.

???: Why do you feel this way about her?

Barbara: Cause she's a slut-

???: Understood. Do you have any goals at the moment?

Barbara: Get more famous- kill that fuckwad Rika- become more famous...

???: Noted. Do you have any thoughts on the other factions currently working in the Wild West such as the Church of Crime and the Ministry of Death?

Barbara: They're all gay and stupid... except for maybe like Absolute Justice and Paladin..

???: Speaking of Paladin- they had given you a threat rating B and set your bounty at 860'000 before their deal with the MSF. Evidently you are seen as a threat. How do you feel about this alliance, given Paladin's previous opinion on you?

Barbara: Paladin finally got smart and realized they needed the MSF... honestly... I don't trust them. Paladin... and I don't think my dad does either. But we'll use the alliance to push our own agenda as much as possible... to be honest there's nothing to trust about Paladin or their Vigilante dogs... both organizations should have went up in flames once Paladin's old boss revealed himself to be a mass-murdering dickbag...

???: If there is so little trust between the factions, why does this alliance continue?

Barbara: Well... that's true... but we do share a common bond... even with the lack of trust...

???: What is this bond?

Barbara: Justice...

???: Recorded. Is there anything else you would like to add?

Barbara: Why are you guys bald?

???: That will be all. You have been chosen.

Barbara: Eh... chosen? Yeah dudes I already knew I was super important...

???: Shut up. Everything will change. You will be a part of that change.

Barbara: I AM THE CHANGE!

???: Just- let us finish. What happened five years ago was only the beginning... everything will change...

Barbara: Five years ago...? That's... that's when I GOT THAT GREEN PAIR OF PANTS! YOU SAYIN' THEY SPECIAL OR SOMETHING!?

???: Goodbye. (Barbara wakes up)


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