When the Shark met the Vampire (A HANNIKURYO Fanfic)

Akuryo was walking around the city, stalking his lastest prey. He wasn't going after some low life. The blood tasted too...brittle. He was going after strong blood. And who better then the rumored strongest person on the planet?
And I'm not talking about Pugsy.
Hannibal had been gone every since his loss at Worm's Tower. Rumors had been going around, saying he appeared i the city once more. Akuryo was determined to feast tonight. He wanted to feel empowered by this blood. He was going to have it. As he approached the target spot, he saw Hannibal, talking to someone. It looked like a woman with a billion arms.
Seemed like something from a fucking video game.
Anyway, slowly he approached, but the woman noticed.
"Lord Cao!" she yelled, and Hannibal turned to see Akuryo. Akuryo's eyes widened and he avoided the first attack, only to counter with a knife.
"The Bloody Knife...the traitorous man who has been faction jumping for nearly half a year. Fancy seeing you here." Hannibal said, grinning, showing all his teeth. Akuryo smiled back.
"I'm alone now. I am here to feast!" he said, and threw another knife, which Hannibal caught...and bent.
"Is that truly wise?" he asked, and went toward him. "No...we can't have that." he charged, and the fight began. Both of them were exchanging moves, taking blows, and battling hard. Hannibal was throwing fast hard punches, while Akuryo used his knives to the best of his abilities. Soon, they were both bloody and tired. They faced each other, panting.
"You...are formidable..." Hannibal panted out. Akuryo chuckled.
"You are too." he replied.
"You're body is so...small...frail...but agile..." Hannibal said, his tone softening. Akuryo didn't know it, but he was blushing at the comment.
"And you're so....strong...big..." he replied, dropping the knife. Hannibal started to blush as well. Both shared an intamate stare, as they walked to each other.
"I have never met a man quite like you." Hannibal said. "You would be a great ally..." he said, his tone still soft...sort of loving. It was strange. This was coming out naturally.
"Same to you..." Akuryo said. "I think maybe..."
"I've never met a man like you. My heart is pumping so fast Akuryo."
"Hannibal-san..."
"I cannot help myself around you."
"Oh Hannibal-san!"
"Let us continue!"
"H-H-H-HANNIBAL SAAAAN!" Akuryo screamed, as he was being embraced by the man, melting in the man's touch. Hannibal moved his hands all over Akuryo's body, feeling his bloody skin on his.
"Akuryo...I have fallen in love you with. Please stay by my side." he said, suddenly shirtless. Akuryo continued to pant, finding that his shirt was gone too.
"I'll never leave you Hannibal." he said. Hannibal smiled, both blushing, as they shared a kiss, one full of passion and lust. Soon, Hannibal was holding Akuryo bridle style since Akuryo was short, and the kiss deepened, getting even more passionate. With the occasional breath, they continued this make out session, tongues getting involved. The lust continued as Hannibal unzipped Akuryo's pants and reached for his-
~BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM~

Elliot and Bunny were there, battle scarred, and laughing. Ryder, Jo, Emilia, Bravery, basically all of Vulture was laughing and cheering! Hannibal and the traitor were dead! Hooray!
"BOOM!" Ivy cheered. "Did you see that? Did you see?"
"Yeah, I did." Ryder said, chuckling. "That was a mighty good explosion Elliot."
"Couldn't have planned it better. That was getting weird."
"Yeaaaaah. I didn't really want to see anymore of that...those pigs!" Emilia said, crossing her arms. "I guess you're good for something Elliot."
"Shut up Emilia."
"Oh stop it." Bunny said, hugging Elliot. "It's fine now. The point is we got rid of both of them. We need to regroup." she said. Elliot put an arm around her, and they all walked back.
"You know I hate you right?" Elliot asked, looking at Bunny.
"Yeah, but I love you too." She kissed him.
Elliot sighed, but smiled. They walked back to Carrion Land, happy with their victory.

~THE END!~